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I’m a flipping video game.

I check my device to make sure my “man” is running in a straight line. And if he’s running down hill, I eat. If he’s running uphill, I hit left>right>up>hold start twice to make sure he comes back down again.

Sometimes I think he’s got a panic disorder because he’ll start screaming and shaking at me because he’s falling down again, when really, I do have enough coins to sustain myself. So I have to wait a few for him to calm down and tell them he’s just fine. The amount of coins we have are actually this number instead.

When he does fall, it sounds like he just got defeated by the fire breathing boss guarding the princess’ castle.

<Beep> <Boop> <Siren!!!>

CGMs are fun.